Ryan Sholin

In which you can hear the Internet breathing heavily on a hot day

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Ryan Sholin
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PBS hacked, new Twitter stuff, new Google stuff, new Apple stuff, constant flow of new Facebook stuff, that guy who had that other guy’s computer, a thousand horrifying tornado photo galleries, continuing viral revolutions in the Middle East, Instagram.

It’s too hot for this, Internet.

(I’d link, but I don’t want to break anything.)