So I’ve noticed a bit of profanity here and there in my posts and quotes and things I link to lately, which means it’s time for a Seasonal Disclaimer: This blog in no way necessarily expresses the opinion of anyone but me, Ryan D. Sholin. It’s got nothing to do with San Jose State University, the Journalism & Mass Communications department, any Professor who I mention, or pretty much anyone else on the planet, unless, of course, I’m quoting them, in which case, all bets are off.
If you’re easily offended by words which aren’t welcome on television, here are several links to very very fun things which are totally clean and pleasant and not nasty at all even a little bit:
The Sesame Street Lyrics Archive doesn’t just have songs – it has the scripts to whole sketches. My personal favorite so far? Grover the Baker.
It’s Yoda season, so let’s give Frank Oz some love for all those years doing Grover for us. In this bit, Grover is running a bakery when the Blue Guy (a familiar customer from the restaurant where Grover also works, remember?) comes in and Grover makes him take a number…even though he’s the only one there. Hilarity ensues.
If you’re into that, you’ll definitely love The Muppet Movie Lyric Archive which runs along the same lines.
Personally, I’m a Movin’ Right Along kind of guy:
“Kermit: Opportunity just knocked, let’s reach out and grab it,
Together we’ll nab it.
Fozzie: Ya! We’ll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.
Kermit (spoken): Cab it?”